It's been 4 months since I officially left my (estranged) husband. I still can't believe it. I mean, when I said, "I do" to him, I wasn't expecting it to last less than 6 years. I'm sure if I had, I wouldn't have gotten married, but I digress. So now, off into the single world I go.
Scary.
Do you know what kind of weirdos are out there? I feel like I live in a Dr. Seuss book of men. They come in every shape, color, size and age. Their pick up lines and game are are uniquely awkward and usually uncomfortable. Or maybe I'm the uncomfortable one? Blah, who cares. I'm going to chronicalize it all anyway. Maybe one day, I'll pull this blog up for my daughter (who is 4, by the way so that makes it a lot more fun to date) and show her that dating has always sucked. It feels like I'm living in a horrible yet hilarious sitcom. Turn on Channel 2 and you'll watch the poor, sad, single mom Ginger date. I can see this becoming the next big thing (insert horrible face emoji here)..
So here we go. May my daughter enjoy my plight down the road of many WTF moments.
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